Reasons not to sleep at The Church, a reduced yuppie rate b&b
The Church is a bed and breakfast in Naples on the 4th floor of the most famous Neapolitan Renaissance Palazzo, a flat without any elevator.
The Church is an island of silence in the centre of Naples, well known to be chaotic, with bad drivers and worse taxi drivers. If you fear any of these points, please do not make any reservations.
This bed and breakfast in Naples is not a hotel!
We like people. Singles love The Church as it is easy to make new friends. Couples love it because it’s a romantic bed and breakfast in Naples. Most of our guests are looking for something different, they care about fun with nice accommodating people who can laugh. Don’t get us wrong, if you are not in the mood to relax please wait before coming, there’s plenty of time!
We made The Church thinking that it could be for anybody. Truth is that there are people who don’t want to feel at home, so let’s be clear:
We do not serve breakfast;
we give you linen and towels, you will use them properly without wasting money, water, detergent;
no waiters here to mistreat, you are not clients, you are guests;
we don’t pretend smiles, we smile for your smiles.
If you don’t want to relax please don’t come to our bed and breakfast in Naples. We’re happy to listen if you have something to tell us, if you prefer to listen we can tell you about Naples. If you like silence nobody will bother you. Want to get lost? Naples is ready to swallow you. If you have a guitar, play it.
Help us combine your bed and breakfast in Naples with the home we love.
The Church might be your bed and breakfast in Naples, once again please choose one of our different accommodations should you need more privacy.